Funny Happy Christmas Poems

Funny Happy Christmas Poems : On this Christmas day generally People distribute Christmas cake and gifts on name of Santa Claus who is a symbol for protector and friendly natured.Some of crazy people want to wish their close buddies with Happy Christmas Poems and Funny Christmas Quotes.Everybody wishes Funny Happy Christmas Poems to each other with best Merry Christmas quotes 2016, Happy Christmas images.And Christmas carols are sung in churches and abbeys. It is also treated as family get-together. People put on new clothes, present gifts to each other, and decorate their houses.

Funny Happy Christmas Poems:


Funny Happy Christmas Poems

The first of the funny Christmas poems is Christmas Snow. I’ve lived my whole life in Michigan, where we have a very good shot at a white Christmas. This obviously isn’t the case everywhere, but it does set a standard of sorts. Please enjoy this first funny poem.
There is one thing you have to know;
At Christmas time, it has to snow.
The ground must fill with fluffy white
To soften up the cold, dark night.
It helps out Santa, that white snow,
Reflecting off the moonlight glow.
It makes us feel so snug instead
When we’re inside our soft, warm bed.
Although this image is so true
And makes much sense to me and you,
We have to pause and say, “Ahem –
There’s rarely snow in Bethlehem.”
I made myself a snowball,
As perfect as could be,
I thought I’d keep it as a pet,
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas,
And a pillow for its head,
Then last night it ran away,
But first – it wet the bed!

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Funny Happy Christmas Poems

Funny Happy Christmas Poems – The Night After Christmas


Twas the night after Christmas in Santa-Claus land

And to rest from his labors St. Nicholas planned.

The reindeer were turned out to pasture and all

The ten thousand assistants discharged till the fall.

The furry great-coat was laid safely away

With the boots and the cap with its tassel so gay,

And toasting his toes by a merry wood fire,

What more could a weary old Santa desire?

So he puffed at his pipe and remarked to his wife,

“This amply makes up for my strenuous life!

santa in fireplace
From climbing down chimneys my legs fairly ache,

But it’s well worth the while for the dear children’s sake.

I’d bruise every bone in my body to see

The darlings’ delight in a gift-laden tree!”

Just then came a sound like a telephone bell—

Though why they should have such a thing I can’t tell—

St. Nick gave a snort and exclaimed in a rage,

“Bad luck to inventions of this modern age!”

He grabbed the receiver—his face wore a frown

As he roared in the mouth-piece, “I will not come down

To exchange any toys like an up-to-date store,

Ring off, I’ll not listen to anything more!”

Then he settled himself by the comforting blaze

And waxed reminiscent of halcyon days

christmas train
When children were happy with simplest of toys:

A doll for the girls and a drum for the boys—

But again came that noisy disturber of peace

The telephone bell—would the sound never cease?

“Run and answer it, wife, all my patience has fled,

If they keep this thing up I shall wish I were dead!

I have worked night and day the best part of a year

santa christmas tree
To supply all the children, and what do I hear—

A boy who declares he received roller-skates

When he wanted a gun—and a cross girl who states

That she asked for a new fancy talking machine

And I brought her a sled, so she thinks I am ‘mean!'”

The telephone wire was kept sizzling hot

By children disgusted with presents they’d got,

And when the bright sun showed its face in the sky

The Santa-Claus family were ready to cry!

Now, when you try and call Santa-Claus land

They’ll say disconnected—and you’ll understand.

Funny Happy Christmas Poems
A chubby little snowman
had a carrot nose.
Along came a bunny,
and what do you suppose?
That hungry little bunny,
looking for some lunch,
Grabbed that snowman’s nose,
Nibble, nibble, crunch!
For your Christmas presents,
I thank you one and all.
For the big ones many thanks,
And fewer for the small.

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