Cute Happy Christmas Funny Quotes

Cute Happy Christmas Funny Quotes : Cute Happy Christmas Funny Quotes -Hello Friends, as we know that Christmas is the significant event for many people and celebrated all over the world. Christmas Celebration is a joyous time and has a lot of fun & enjoyment. To increase your enjoyment we’ve collected some Cute Merry Christmas Funny Quotes and Sayings. You’ll enjoy while you’ll read these Cute Humorous Christmas Jokes. These funny celebrity Christmas Quotes will make you laugh on this holiday season. Now get ready to wish Happy Christmas to your friends, family that’ll bring a cute smile on their face. Cute Christmas Hilarious Quotes for Kids& Children. You may use these Christmas Quotes on Merry Christmas Greeting Cards also. You can see that some Christmas Quotes are very small, so you may use these Funny Xmas Quotes as a Whatsapp Status. Have A Prosperous Christmas  🙂

Cute Happy Christmas Funny Quotes

Cute Happy Christmas Funny Quotes:

1) Why were there only three kings at Jesus’s birth? Elvis had not yet entered the building.


2) Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. ~ Johnny Carson


3) I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying: ‘Toys not included’. ~ Bernard Manning


4) May your longest list this Christmas be the one that counts your blessings.
5) Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the

Christmas spirit. ~ Kin Hubbard


6) You can feel a real let-down after Christmas. Especially when all you have to look forward to is your New Year’s resolutions. ~ Melanie White


7) If you mistakenly wrap a Christmas present in paper that says “Happy Birthday”, You can always write “to Jesus” on it.

Cute Happy Christmas Funny Quotes

8) Would you like some Christmas thanks or perhaps a bunch of Christmas pranks?

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9) Giving me a Christmas ornament as a Christmas gift is like bringing vitamins to my funeral.

10) One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly. ~ Andy Rooney

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11) At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional. ~ Robert Godden
12) I’ve seen you Facebook status updates, You’ll get a dictionary for Christmas.

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13) I’m hoping for a magical Christmas this year. I’m hoping all my relatives will magically disappear. ~ Melanie White


14) We have a tradition with our friends – we go out on 25th of December and we don’t go out the next day.


15) My Christmases have always just been very simple and about family. ~ Julie Roberts

Cute Happy Christmas Funny Quotes

16) If you’re going to be celebrating Christmas with this family, then you need to put your hilarity hat on right now!


17) I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. ~ Bernard Manning


18) Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases. ~ Bridger Winegar


19) Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp. ~ Melanie White


20) Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven. ~ W. C. Fields

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